Londinium I
One of the strangest things about London is how tourist-oriented it is. Sure Rome and Paris are big tourist cities, but I think London takes the cake for tourism. There are museums that are tourist-traps, like the Sherlock Holmes museum. Sherlock Holmes is a figment of Sir Arthur Canon Doyle's imagination, along with fairies are other curiosities, and therefore does not exist. Sure, it might be interesting to look at a house situated at 221 Baker Street, just to see the scenery that the author might have been describing. However, the Sherlock Holmes Museum, while called 221 Baker Street, is actually nowhere near the actual location of 221 Baker Street. It's simply a small townhouse on Baker Street, equipped with a violin, cocaine, and some pipes, guarded by a guy dressed as though he came from Scotland Yard, waiting to take you eight pound (16 dollars) tickets. On the other hand, its shop is quite nice, full of interesting collectors' items.
The other tourist trap, which I actually went to, is Madame Tussauds. While it is one of the few places that allows photography and some of the wax figures are very lifelike (in particular, the ones of Brad Pitt and Churchill, glaring at Hitler), it's crammed full of tourists, does not represent London in any way, and is utterly overpriced. After you pass through the galleries of Madame Tussauds, you go on this ride through the history of London, which seems like a bad imitation of a Disneyland ride, crammed into a small building. I liked to call this the heart of Londonland
The only historically important part of the museum is the story if Madame Tussauds herself. Madame Tussauds lived during the French Revolution and she was a friend of the monarchy. As such, she was made ready to be executed and then spared only for her ability to make wax figures. Then, it became her job to make wax heads of the executed, by picking through the area directly adjacent to the guillotine and finding the detached heads. Thus, in the Chamber of Horrors, at the end of the museum tour, we find hanging heads whose casts were made in this time, like the heads of Marie Antoinette and Robiespierre. Also, Madame Tussauds made the death mask of my favourite revolutionary, Jean Paul Marat.
More on Londinium later ...
